Luke Jordan (mega-kudos/cookies to anyone who knows who he is)

Gomoroah (A fairly good band, good chance of breaking big in the hardcore scene)

Ghost of a fallen age (Great local band, almost sure fire chance of breaking into the music scene in a big way, internationally Id bet)

Dismembering something or other (see above)

Jerry Falwell (Eww... I try not to hate anyone, but its hard not to hate him).