Heh, I'm not gonna give you any shit -- I've been there. I smoked seeds once (headache, nasty), males once (not bad, at least I got the taste, better than nothing), and yes, I'm one of those who has tried catnip too (once, headache, nasty). Of those three choices, male cannabis plants were *definitely* the best. So that road you're currently walking, if you look down, my footsteps are there too!