lmfao thats sum funny shit.
When im late i normally say we had a power cut so all the alarms didnt go off...not funny but it works.
az666 Reviewed by az666 on . Excuses for Being Late To Work When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the John, but I feel good about it. If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of Rating: 5