*im a little drunk
*im doing allahs work (boss may call the fbi)
*beating my wife/kid/dog
*entire family died in tragic golf cart accident
*amy the intern keeps on trying to read my mind
*checking into rehab (that means medical leave)
*going to get an abortion, ill be in by 12
juggalo420 Reviewed by juggalo420 on . Excuses for Being Late To Work When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the John, but I feel good about it. If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of Rating: 5