Quote Originally Posted by Lulu
I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.
I don't know why, but I found that one to be absolutely hilarious! I guess it's just a funny mental picture.

Slightly off topic, but if you're ever pulled over for speeding, a good excuse (a real one) is to say you have diarrhea and that you really have to go. I used that once and it worked!