Good information, FakeBoobsRule. +rep.

Is there a way to not choke and cough up a lung? Sure, just inhale as deeply as possible when you take a hit. I noticed, at least with myself, that when you inhale as deep as possible and as quick as possible, the smoke goes down too quickly to make you cough. That's just me, but you can try and see if it works for you, too. Also, bigger hits will have a bigger potential for making you cough your lungs out. But don't worry, I cough, and nobody thinks you're a fool for it. I've seen people who have been smoking for 10 years who still cough. Don't worry about it.

As for not making a fool out of yourself in other ways, just make sure not to smoke too much on your first time. If it's high quality sinsemilla, make sure to only take one hit, then feel it out. Then if you're not as high as you'd like to be, take another hit, and feel it out. And so on...
This way if you decide that you don't like the feeling it produces, you've limited the feeling.

Paranoia can make you look like a fool. Just know that any paranoia is all in your head, and that you didn't smoke weed to freak out and be a total wreck. It's for fun, right?!

Anyway, take care. Hope your first session goes well, my man.

Later :thumbsup: