A few weeks ago while I was at work (I am a doorman 3 days a week and a dj 2 days a week at a strip club). So I'm up in the dj booth playing music and watching hotty girls get naked and this toally hot stripper who hadn't even said hello to me for months comes up and asks if I want to get high. I said, "yea, where?" she says right there in the dj booth. not wanting to look like a child in front of this totally hot stripper I say cool. So we're puffing away and my boss pokes his head in and gives me a look and says what the fuck is going on here. The stripper says I'll tell you; grabs my boss and walks away. So I'm thinking fuckin' great I'm gonna lose the greatest job I ever had in my life. Stripper comes back and tells me she took ALL the heat and told my boss that she was the only one smoking and that it wasn't me. THIS STRIPPER IS TOTALLY HOT AND IS 100% DOWN!!!!!

I was able to keep my very cool job and I don't take anymore chances and just wait until I'm off work to puff with strippers. I love my job. I'm very glad I still have it. I get paid almost $500 a week to hang out in a strip club, play music, and throw jackasses (guys who grab my girls) out. AND each shift I get a free beer that I'm allowed to drink DURING my shift.