good stories?

[Mr. Eddy]

One time along time a ago when it was only my first or second time get high, my casin and i snuck out of his house and met up with our dealer you no, and we asked him if he wanted to smoke with us so we jumped in his car and off we went "country cruisen" anyway our dealer wips out this nice as fuck sherlock and it was my third or second time i cant remeber but i had never seen one, and i almost fucken died, becasue i was so inexperenced i forgot there was a carb on the bowl and for the first like 3 hits i hwas doin it all rong so finally the guy looks back and looks at m like im a fucken retard and just says you no theres a carb on that right and thats when things got wird becasue the country road we were smoken on was right next to my dads and my neighbors saw the dome light on in the town car, so they like snuck out there in the cornfield like and soon as we got done hitten the bowl and got it all put up and pulled away these neighbors shreaked in a high pitched voice and made me absolutly freak out i was so high the rest of the night i didnt no what to do!1

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Mr. Eddy Reviewed by Mr. Eddy on 01-19-2005. good stories? One time along time a ago when it was only my first or second time get high, my casin and i snuck out of his house and met up with our dealer you no, and we asked him if he wanted to smoke with us so we jumped in his car and off we went "country cruisen" anyway our dealer wips out this nice as fuck sherlock and it was my third or second time i cant remeber but i had never seen one, and i almost fucken died, becasue i was so inexperenced i forgot there was a carb on the bowl and for the first Rating: 5

[juggalo420]

one time i cut class and went behind this church next to the school to blaze with this other kid, about 2 minutes into the session a cop came walking towards us from one of the back yards next to the church. i guess he said he lives next to the church and doesnt appreciate people smoking next to his house, he told me to drop the bowl and just go or he'd arrest us. god i was fuuckin scared.

[geoffrowley19]

haha hsit aht sucks, id be so embarssed to look noobish infront of my dealer....heres my story...

one day me and my friend daniel bought a couple grams from this guy, and we snuck out that night to the park jsu down the road...when we got there this wsa like maybe my 5th time smoking so i was still pretty new to it and i think we smoked like 4 bowls or so, pretty big bowls too, when all of a sudden like a truck pulls up to the parking lot we were at, but i was high as shit and thoguht there were two of them so i ran like outside the park to this tree and my friend ditched hispipe but kept the weed, he stayed at the park for a second or two while the truck past by but i was stupid and ran across the road, luckily he didnt see me but i had to duck behind a tree so he didnt see me, anyways affter he left we gathered our thoguhts and jus started laughing and shit, then we went back to my house and just chilled on my couch and i think it was the first time i ever got actually high cuz i had never felt so good in my life, there were like body waves al thru my body for a good hour or so and same with my friend....shit just htinking oabout tha tnight makes me wnana smoke right now!

[bowlsnapper2012]

i threw a party at this beach with a ten gallon spodey and if u dont know what that is is its 10 gallons of vodka two cans frozen juice and a whole bunch of fruit. ok soo we're down there and i get FUCKED UP so then we leave and go to this park. 3 hours later i had stopped drinking and was the only one sober... im 15. This extremely hot drunk chick walks up to me and goes can u give me a ride home? im thinking sure what the hell 10 minute car ride whatever not gonna get caught. i ask her where she lives she tells me then i realize its 35 miles away this would not be that bad if it werent a friday night and we didnt have to go through down town. so im driving a mercedes 300 slk with 8 kids in the back andi lean back to this girl and say "I better get a reward for this" she goes "oh dont worry u'll get your reward" i turn around drive 5 feet and get pulled over by a cop. he comes to the window and asks for my license i go "i dont have it..." he goes " with u?" im like "noi dont have my license im 15. All of my friends are trashed and i wanted them home safe. im sorry" he goes "where are u going?" i told him and he goes "drive the speed limit and dont do any stupid shit im letting u go." lol we get to this girls house and i have the MOST incredible sex of my life with this girl. i slept over and had breakfast with her family lol then i realized o shit i have the money i make in my pocket i reach into my pocket and pull out 800 dollars in 20s haha next day i bought half a pound YES

[KennabisCranium]

A few weeks ago while I was at work (I am a doorman 3 days a week and a dj 2 days a week at a strip club). So I'm up in the dj booth playing music and watching hotty girls get naked and this toally hot stripper who hadn't even said hello to me for months comes up and asks if I want to get high. I said, "yea, where?" she says right there in the dj booth. not wanting to look like a child in front of this totally hot stripper I say cool. So we're puffing away and my boss pokes his head in and gives me a look and says what the fuck is going on here. The stripper says I'll tell you; grabs my boss and walks away. So I'm thinking fuckin' great I'm gonna lose the greatest job I ever had in my life. Stripper comes back and tells me she took ALL the heat and told my boss that she was the only one smoking and that it wasn't me. THIS STRIPPER IS TOTALLY HOT AND IS 100% DOWN!!!!!

I was able to keep my very cool job and I don't take anymore chances and just wait until I'm off work to puff with strippers. I love my job. I'm very glad I still have it. I get paid almost $500 a week to hang out in a strip club, play music, and throw jackasses (guys who grab my girls) out. AND each shift I get a free beer that I'm allowed to drink DURING my shift.

[zarathustra]

My friends and I got completely and utterly stoned one night. We went dragracing on the ill-used country roads, went to Lowe's and stole all their free twine, then motored to a not quite abandoned barn and made a colossal web inside.
My favorite part was that a friend from that area showed me a newspaper clipping about it a few days later. It was full tantalizing phrases, like "misguided youth," "sadestic new wave of demon-children," and "the Beavis and Butthead generation." The second was a quote from the hick we pranked, complete with the mispelled 'sadistic.'

[Not Enough Herb]

ok im too high to think of anything good so im gonna have to amke do with this:

me and my bud blazed like 4 bowls out of my pipe behind a hill. i dropped a dime bag on the ground and i didnt realise it till the next day when we came back and i found it lol

yay

later