If you can't find weed, take pleasure in solitude. It's something that far too many people have ignored these days. Enjoy yourself, go outside and enjoy nature, commune with the night sky, and realize that not every last place on this planet has been ravished by humanity. If you're in an exceptionally dark place, take the wife out and lay out on the grass and see the milky way for the first time, instead of all that light polution. Make sweet sweet love.