mattel exec hangs himself after lead paint recall

[ghosty]

yeah, too bad like half our shit is made there what's next? cell phones that spit acid on you? stero's that turn into shrapnel bombs?

uh oh, i better keep an eye on my stereo, it's started to make wierd clicking noises whenever it turns on these days... however i think that's just the tape deck going out... not that i ever use it anyway.. tapes... psh