I went to the dentist in the Army while I was stoned, to have two of my wisdom teeth removed. Well, as it turned out, the dentist was a female officer, and dayum, she was fine...and stacked, huge boobs! Well, she leans over me, resting her ample breasts against my face, and stuck her hands in my mouth to get to work. I slyly licked her fingers. I mean, I was probably drooling too, with those huge knockers all over my face and chest.

She pulled her hands out of my mouth, and leaned back, and said, 'Are you *licking* me?' I said, no, of course not, but I was laughing inside. She said waitaminute, then left the room, and returned with this gigantic body-builder type male officer and told me, 'This is my husband, he's going to finish this up.'

Lol, busted licking an officer! No punishment or anything; I think they were both fairly amused, as was I.
jamstigator Reviewed by jamstigator on . going to the dentist stoned any way the other day i decided to smoke up b4 i went to the dentist i was so blazed and on the way up to the office in the elevator i pumped some metal into my blazed head.... WHen i went inside the dentist office they made me brush my teeth i did so and sat in the chair... As the dentist came out he seemed fatter and reminded me of a fat ass rat *****... Lol yea iwas blazed wat can i say IT WAS FUN everything normal seemed funny and it was fun to fuk with the nurses ANy one ever went to a Rating: 5