I went to the dentist in the Army while I was stoned, to have two of my wisdom teeth removed. Well, as it turned out, the dentist was a female officer, and dayum, she was fine...and stacked, huge boobs! Well, she leans over me, resting her ample breasts against my face, and stuck her hands in my mouth to get to work. I slyly licked her fingers. I mean, I was probably drooling too, with those huge knockers all over my face and chest.

She pulled her hands out of my mouth, and leaned back, and said, 'Are you *licking* me?' I said, no, of course not, but I was laughing inside. She said waitaminute, then left the room, and returned with this gigantic body-builder type male officer and told me, 'This is my husband, he's going to finish this up.'

Lol, busted licking an officer! No punishment or anything; I think they were both fairly amused, as was I.