A pothead is walking through the desert and trips over a lamp and a genie pops out of it. The genie grants the pothead two wishes instead of the traditional three for tripping over his lamp, so anyways the pothead says "I wish for a joint that never ends." and *POOF* in his hand is a joint. He lights it and it is quality herb and he is high within seconds but the joint just keeps regenerating itself. After a while the genie gets impatient and asks the pothead what his second wish is. The pothead says, "Damn, this thing is great. I want another one."