stoner jokes

[smokette]

i found these i wanted to share with u

A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?"

The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"



There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you fifty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the Pythagorian Theory?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner fifty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks.


I woz here, but now I'm not,
I'm round da corner smokin' pot!
I've wrote this message 2 prove a point,
Life is shit without a joint!

that last one is totally true

smokette Reviewed by smokette on 02-16-2004. stoner jokes i found these i wanted to share with u A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!" There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't Rating: 5

[raziel]

U know the one ehn cicken and hare go smoking?
Bugs rolles a joint, they smoke it, he asks the chicken:
-Man, u feal anything?
-Nasing...
So the rabbit rolles a bigger one...
-Man, this was a good one. U feal anything?
-Nasing...
Rabbit goes loco. Chick is a first timer and doesn't get a kick from HIS super weed! So he rolles the rest of a pack in one big fuckin joint, and they smoke it.
-NOW do u feal anything!? I'm totaly wasted.
-Nasing... Wings, beak, legs. I feal nasing

[guavajoose]

i found these i wanted to share with u

A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?"

The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"



There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you fifty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the Pythagorian Theory?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner fifty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks.


I woz here, but now I'm not,
I'm round da corner smokin' pot!
I've wrote this message 2 prove a point,
Life is shit without a joint!

that last one is totally true

" " truly

[dog420]

lol fuuny joke

i got 1 4 ya...

how many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

17.... 1 to make the mixture,,,and 16 to peel the smarties

Peace

[ermitonto]

A pothead is walking through the desert and trips over a lamp and a genie pops out of it. The genie grants the pothead two wishes instead of the traditional three for tripping over his lamp, so anyways the pothead says "I wish for a joint that never ends." and *POOF* in his hand is a joint. He lights it and it is quality herb and he is high within seconds but the joint just keeps regenerating itself. After a while the genie gets impatient and asks the pothead what his second wish is. The pothead says, "Damn, this thing is great. I want another one."

[smokette]

that was crazy lol i can just imagine

[THC4UandME]

that would be so fucking awsome to have a never ending joint OMFG wow wish i had one *POOF* HOLY SHIT COULD IT BE nah not really would be nice though

[juggalo420]

this isnt really a joke but its funny when your really drunk, just say what does 'neon ewana cadic' mean
then you pull your dick out and waggle it.

[az666]

lol

[XjUsTbLaZeX]

A pothead is walking through the desert and trips over a lamp and a genie pops out of it. The genie grants the pothead two wishes instead of the traditional three for tripping over his lamp, so anyways the pothead says "I wish for a joint that never ends." and *POOF* in his hand is a joint. He lights it and it is quality herb and he is high within seconds but the joint just keeps regenerating itself. After a while the genie gets impatient and asks the pothead what his second wish is. The pothead says, "Damn, this thing is great. I want another one."

ROFL!