Pee Paranoia!

[Zwitter]

This is a little weird, but I really need to know!

When I'm stoned even in the littlest bit, it's difficult to pee. It takes me about five minutes just to relax enough to do it.

When I'm completely ripped off my ass, I can't remember how to do it at all, period!

Does this happen to any of you?

:toilet_claw:
(Dramatization)

Zwitter Reviewed by Zwitter on 08-12-2007. Pee Paranoia! This is a little weird, but I really need to know! When I'm stoned even in the littlest bit, it's difficult to pee. It takes me about five minutes just to relax enough to do it. When I'm completely ripped off my ass, I can't remember how to do it at all, period! Does this happen to any of you? :toilet_claw: (Dramatization) Rating: 5

[Unknownfigure]

sometimes. I might find myself wanting to take a piss, and I'm standing right infront of the toilet, then I stare at myself...confused. Like, I know what's supposed to happen, but I'm just confused as how I go about doing it. Eventually I forget why I was there and I might leave, or I might just go blank for about ten minutes and then all of a sudden I'll just start pissing.


That's when I know I got some pretty good bud.

[JD1stTimer]

I just end up drinking soooooooooo much, and then I feel like my bladder's about to burst when it's really not even close to being full, so I go to the restroom, piss like one ounce and I'm empty. Then five minutes later, the same thing. It happens when I drink alcohol too. My friends think it's the funniest thing ever.

[stoned_sniper]

YES! Thats happened to me when I first started out. I'd think I'd have to pee, then I'd get there and I wouldn't be able to do it cuz I barely drank anything! So yea...its pretty entertaining for a little while.