THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

[Ammie]

omfg!!! i almost fell off my chair laughin at those
u go gurls

[heartsurgerysurviver]

Great post, one of the best here so far, i LMFAO over these.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
you wrecked my car
So now i'm going to sue


Congratulations
On your promotion
Do your knees ever get sore?


Hope your feeling better
Those sex change operations can really make
the things that are left
hurt bad


Sorry about your loss
he wasn't a good husband
he wasn't a good man
he screwed all the ladies
that was his plan

peace
heart

[always my fault]

supercalifragalisticexpyalahdoeshish

ooops...i think i peed a little

[ermitonto]

Congratulations on your first period! Here's to a happy 399 more!

[jones2much]

funnnnnyyyy

[Dreadmantic]

OMFG toooooo funny

[Stoned Scouser]

CONGRATULATIONS! On Your First Abusive Relationship!

You Asked For A Ring
An' Got A Black One Round Your Eye
What He Did Was Wrong
But U Couldn't Say Goodbye
He Said He Only Did It
Coz He Was Feelin Way To High
U Dumb Bitch U Forgave Him
And He Got Another Try

CONGRATULATIONS! On Your Second Domestic Violence Issue

This Time Round
He Was Far More Profound
He Drowned Out Ur Sound
With Ur Dressing Gown
Playfully Cuffed U
U Went Down To The Ground
U Couldn't Call The Police
Becoz Ur Hands Were Bound

These were just adapted from a song i wrote about wife beaters... sorry if they're shit but i was bored!

[bONgRiPs]

haha funny shit
you wrote that? thats good, it dont suck

[Stoned Scouser]

yer man... i am an mc so i jus made it into a poem lol

[Stoned Scouser]

this thread jus fuckin' died on its arse... someones gotta keep it goin!!!