Great post, one of the best here so far, i LMFAO over these.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
you wrecked my car
So now i'm going to sue


Congratulations
On your promotion
Do your knees ever get sore?


Hope your feeling better
Those sex change operations can really make
the things that are left
hurt bad


Sorry about your loss
he wasn't a good husband
he wasn't a good man
he screwed all the ladies
that was his plan

peace
heart