Sorry you got so drunk at the office Christmas party,
You spilled rum and coke all over Marty,

You told ethnic jokes to the Indian guy from shipping,
You told fat jokes to the heavy set girl from book keeping,

You screwed the office hoe Danielle,
Oh well...
I hear they're hiring at Taco Bell!

Congratulations on the approaching wedding of your loose daughter on February two,

When's the baby due?
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! :( Rating: 5