Lol, Lulu, I thought of 2 more:

Greetings from college,
Hi Grandma!
Hi Grandpa!

Sorry it took me so long,
Couldn't find your address,
It was under my bong

Congratulations on your new STD!
Don't you wish you didn't dump me?
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! :( Rating: 5