What's jail or prison like???

[ocbornandrazd]

no time right now but I'll be back.I served 2 terms in Cali,all drug related,even got a poss in prison,idiot,that was me.First term in 94 last term i paroled in '97 and ran till 2005.Went to college,methadone so I had proof of testing clean and also did something positive.As always,I got caught and sat for 2wks in LA Co.,miserable.Lost 25lbs.I';; telll you the rest,fill in blanks of prison life.Matter fact I just saw an old cellee of mine on "Arrest & Trial".Puppet was her street name.Thinking of her I cried because I know she isn't the same person today.I have some brutal stories from Cali Womens Prison.Ya want to hear some?Let me know,otherwise I will not bore you.

[rantingsweed]

I have some brutal stories from Cali Womens Prison.Ya want to hear some?Let me know,otherwise I will not bore you.

do tell

[Lankan Lion]

If you like smoking weed don't go to jail unless your willing to drop up to a bill for an eight of schwag

also dont go to jail if you dont like getting your teeth knocked out, shanked, being forced into organized fights for gambling or getting everything you own jacked. If you're going to jail you better know how to fight, and how to keep to your own damn self

[biggerbuds1000]

going to prison fucked my head up,thats why i have to smoke the shit now

[4osiris]

If you are-or act like a bitch on the streets then nine times out of ten you will be treated like a bitch in prison. Hold your own at all times and even gang members will respect you in or out of prison. I've been to prison three times(assault on a peace officer;assault on a peace officer;drug trafficking,having weapons while under disability). I've given the Ohio Department of Corrections seven years of my life and I am constantly vowing to give them no more. I was even locked down during the prison riots of '92. And you could imagine the shit I had to deal with from COs being in prison for harming one of their fellow officers. It's a mental thing 24/7 You gotta stray strong! Peace!

[RhinoGrowUK]

Well jail in the UK is a fuckin joke , and yes unfort i have been there , all for a good cause of course ; GANJA !

If anyone in the uk thinks you get your teeth knocked out, shanked, raped , all that other shit in UK jails, then they obviously have not been.

Anyone been to butlins ?!?!? then you've basically been to a UK jail !!

[RhinoGrowUK]

oh yeah , and gay boys in prison get their fuckin head kicked in !!

[pass_the_dubbie]

Never been to prison and I prey I never have to. Ive been looked in a cell at the local station for the most of a day and of course was let go since I never did anything in the first place. The place stank of piss, was freezing and was very disorientating.

[4osiris]

And also in my opinion. You as an individual must set certain principles and standards that will follow you where ever you go-including prison. Yes! Even ex cons have character. It takes you a long way. I don't involve myself with incarcerated individuals' spouses. I don't disrespect elders. I don't play homosexual jokes(because it entices violence)and I'm not homophobic. I don't ridicule and prey on the meek, and my list continues. I'm a Cleveland, oh native(GOTRIBE!). And where I come from the streets represent prisons and vice versa. Hell! You can even establish a covert relationship with female COs and bypass the Gay Scene all together by having the female officer pull strings to have you work(bullshit 15 cents a day)around her for up to 12hrs a day. Sometimes even cleaning the showers just waiting for the opportunity to give her some penal pleasure! I've done it. And trust me there are some BABES working as prison guards nowadays. Homosexuality in prison is optional, being there is not. But overall I choose freedom and family.Because once its said and done that's all that matters the most. Just remember that your manhood is all that you have once you're stripped of everything. And it's definitely worth dying for any place any time! Guards Up! Emotions Down! Peace.

[Boomhauer]

well u dont have to join a gang but u do have to stick to ur kind
dont try and act hard cuz thats just asking for someone to hit u up always watch ur own back never trust no one even ur best friend be cool with ur celly but never trust him
mind ur own business n keep ur mouth shut
the soap part alot of jails have done away with bar soap and use liquid
all showers are different some are inclosed some are wide open theirs no stalls
never make the cook mad ull never know what u get in ur food
never bow down to someone
and if ur one to get raped in their make sure u kill that fool the next day and dont say shit bout it all ur cellys wil know even most of the guards and always stick to self defense
the list goes on its differnet everywhere but the codes are generally the same
and no its not like the movies where it looks all fun and shit u have some good days and some bad but then u remember whats on the otherside girls parties friends then u remember ur stuck inside no woman no privacy and no security no life and u sit their and ponder about what the fuck did i get myself into and it eats u up u get angry easier
but shit u really want to know the get ur self locked up