Just made a tiny wooden pipe... thoughts?

[Nolan]

Hey,

So i went out into my backyard and grabbed a spare cut branch that was straight and the right girth, and turned it into this
I'm not sure what kind of wood it is... But i smoked a little bit out of it and unfortunately its kinda hard to stomach cause the smoke is so hot, but, eh, theres ALOT of smoke.

*Car not to scale.

Nolan Reviewed by Nolan on 08-10-2007. Just made a tiny wooden pipe... thoughts? Hey, So i went out into my backyard and grabbed a spare cut branch that was straight and the right girth, and turned it into this :D I'm not sure what kind of wood it is... But i smoked a little bit out of it and unfortunately its kinda hard to stomach cause the smoke is so hot, but, eh, theres ALOT of smoke. *Car not to scale. Rating: 5

[The Lemon]

Damn, it looked huge till I saw the "*car not to scale"
But seriously, looks nice, get some wood stain on it. I also heard that if you want to temper it so it doesn't burn the wood as much you can put it into hot instant coffee, but check that first.
PS- Carve some stuff into it. Like Bible verses that prove weed is okay or real MJ facts, that's what I'd do. Make it personal.

[Ganj]

That's pretty neat, Nolan. So...did you just push a drill head through to connect the bowl and stem (trunk?)?

[Nolan]

yeah, I took the biggest drill bit i had down the center for the mouth piece, then took the same drill and made a tiny bowl, took the smalles drill bit i had and connected the two channels, then widened the bowl with a knife.
Also, i couldn't find any stain around the garage, but i like the idea of personalizing it... the wood isn't good for carving, but i can burn words in with my soldering iron

[Ganj]

Damn. I was hoping that wasn't the case. Still looks cool, Nolan. Be sure to post some pics of the finished product. :thumbsup:

[Nolan]

Maybe I'll burn this in... its a little long, I'll pencil it in first.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

from pulp fiction
maybe i can etch a little pic of samuel l jackson in there, too?

[420_Spaceman]

thats Real good... ima do a good bible verse on mine!

[king of the world]

how you gonna fit all that onto the pipe?

[Ganj]

how you gonna fit all that onto the pipe?

Did you see the size of that thing?! It's bigger than an SUV!

[The Lemon]

how you gonna fit all that onto the pipe?

Yeah, do "Cheese Burger Royale" /jk
But that would b an awesome pipe name