well this is the south, and i am an attention whore, so i am constantly openning doors, carrying heavy objects for the weak,ect
went to school to be a mechanic, and me and my buddies used to have a contest who could help more stranded people... i think in the two years time i probably helped about 30-40 people! i mean, from "my headlights don't work", to people stuck in a ditch... got offered money, beer, and sex (gross woman)

i think the coolest one, was this chick had a lebaron, (as did i at the time) and she was stuck in the ghetto, cuz her lights wouldn't work (nighttime)... i had just come from... uh a buisness meeting imp:... she described the problem, so i walked to the front of her car, and hit the hood like fonsey, and POOF, lights on.... lol (loose ground in the lights, very common for those, lol)

let's see... about 5 years ago the area flooded really really bad, so i spent a weekend driving around (in my BIG TRUCK, i drive because of my small penis) pullin people out, and helping them get stuff and animals out... that was really cool, i got on the news... i think i got laid about 5 times just cuz of that...

i volunteered for about 1 week after katrina hit.... then came rita -_-