Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold
I feel like taking you all to dinner, strapping you down, and eating with my mouth open.

Nah, but if I can hear you eating I'm not going to give a shit.
You would be asked to shut your mouth. If you continued to do it, you would be missing some teeth. Actually, I would have just left the room, but thanks for picking up the tab! Can't turn down free food!

My fucking step-dad eats with his mouth open all the time, and I literally just want to staple his mouth shut and feed him through a fucking tube. Both him and his kids do it and it is so gross and annoying. And yes my mom will always defend him for it, so there is no use trying to chastise him.

I gave up telling him to close his mouth 10 years ago, but I still do not tolerate one bit of it till this day. I will still leave the room if he does it. I swear, I will go insane if I continue to hear it.

The worst part is when family are over my house because he can do it there and when he is sitting by me.