How to rid a stalker? (help!)

[cannabisis4for20]

I have had my share of stalkers. Yours reminds me of one in particular. I made the mistake of dating this one girl for a little over a month. We broke up 4 months before my birthday and she calls about 9 o clock on my birthday. She is talking like we are still together "Hey FBR, It's D***** and I have your birthday present with me and I just wanted to make sure your home. I'll be there in 5 minutes baby." I made it clear to her I don't want her coming by or any present or ever talking to her and that I was out the door to go to meet my friends out to celebrate and I wouldn't be there when she came by. Hell if she didn't turn into my driveway while I was telling her this (she wasn't 5 minutes away). I called 911 from my home phone and hung up on them knowing that would send a police officer to check the hang up call. I called one of my friends and told him I needed immediate evac from my house but to come up on of the other streets. I waited to see the cops pull up, start talking to psycho, and I ran out the back door and through some yards to my friends car as we dusted off.

She still bothers me 5 years later, popping up on IM's or emails. About 3 years ago I was stupid enough to answer one of the IM's and told her to go away. She asked if I was dating anyone and I said yes and then she said she wanted to come by and meet her! I told her she better not because this girl wouldn't stand for that at all and that she needs to leave me alone. I went on to call her some of the worst names possible and told how embarrassed I would be if my current girlfriend met a loser like her and that I would have to tell her I dated that loser. That bought me some relief for a little while.

So cops, restraining orders, telling them off are all starting points.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold the phone. So people call you FakeBoobsRule in real life?

[spliffstar22]

that's why i dont tell most girls where i live...........You never know these days who's sane and who's fuckin batshit crazy.........Only 2 girls know where i live, and they were very sane, the rest, i take to a park, or go to their house.........i had one of these like a few months ago too, wouldnt stop calling, thought i was still her boyfriend after we hadnt talked in a month, and still calls me her boyfriend, but luckily she never came to my house, and i never gave her my house number, just my cell, and there's an ignore button on that.......and then i just changed my number because it got kinda annoying........learn your lesson, meet girls at their house to fuck or for anything, or in a public place, never to your house, at least not until you know they somewhat sane.........

[MadSativa]

haha damn we get alot of this behavior here but I dont deal with it this is why I pay taxes (cops). Its their drama not mine, when they breach the perimiter even the cops cant help em