How to rid a stalker? (help!)

[Chronisseur]

So laugh all you want but I was in a relationship for a traumatic 5 months with some chick I met on a dating site. I'll spare you all the details but I have a problem and I dont know what to do. This CRAZY chick will not stop calling me, 5-10 times a day. We've been broke up for 3 months and havent talked for well over a month. I'm not a mean guy but it feels like the only way she'll leave me alone is if I REALLY hurt her feelings. On the other hand, that COULD make it worse! What the hell should I do? :wtf:This is fucking insane,. HELP!

...and oh yeah, she once drove to my house which is 2 states away,WITH a 1 y.o and a 3y.o boys after I left and told her I never wanted to see her again! NUTS

Chronisseur Reviewed by Chronisseur on 08-09-2007. How to rid a stalker? (help!) So laugh all you want but I was in a relationship for a traumatic 5 months with some chick I met on a dating site. I'll spare you all the details but I have a problem and I dont know what to do. This CRAZY chick will not stop calling me, 5-10 times a day. We've been broke up for 3 months and havent talked for well over a month. I'm not a mean guy but it feels like the only way she'll leave me alone is if I REALLY hurt her feelings. On the other hand, that COULD make it worse! What the hell Rating: 5

[stinkyattic]

The police are your friends sometimes. Has she ever threatened violence against you or herself?
Restraining order FTW.
Second choice is to change your number. Or have a chick friend record you a new voicemail greeting, like, "Hi! You've reached Chron and Susie! We can't come to the phone! LEave a Message!! (perky voice a plus)"
Or tell her you are gay. And that you were only dating her because your mom was hassling you to get a girlfriend. Be nice about it. See, if she is as insecure as she sounds, that lets her off the hook- if she needs validation from men, you dumping her because you don't like her SUCKS for her. But you dumping her because you're gay, she can get her twisted little mind around that and get enough closure to get the FUCK off your back.
Creepy!

[rocktheganj]

dude have you had sex with her? like if she lives 2 states away and you havent had sex with her just talk to her about your "operation" you had a few years back

[stinkyattic]

Oh baby I'm sorry, next time I'll leave the rugrats at home...
You still love me, you just don't realize it...

HAHAHAHA (I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the poor logic of the whole situation...)

[Chronisseur]

Shes a BAD alcoholic and honestly the only reason I stuck around so long was for the kids. I dont really believe in using the police for anything but maybe a ride to the hospital, or to help a family member if absolutely nessecary, so thats out. She knows Im not gay, but the answering machine HAS crossed my mind! I guess I havent done it because I know it WILL make her depressed. May have to though, thanks for the support on that one!

Roctheganj,...We were together for 5 months, her 1 year olds first word was calling me Dadda! Not gonna work!
thanks neway:thumbsup:

[Chronisseur]

Oh baby I'm sorry,
You still love me, you just don't realize it

I'VE HEARD THAT! No joke! lmao

[rocktheganj]

ohhh..... do the message machine then haha

[cannabisis4for20]

Give me her number, I'll take her off your hands. :jointsmile:

[stinkyattic]

Give me her number, I'll take her off your hands.:

Ah hahaha the hot potato trick!!

[cannabisis4for20]

Ah hahaha the hot potato trick!!

His loss, my gain. As long as I have some one else to pass her off to when she gets too crazy I should be fine, like in the ring.