Buy your self a grinder, and a box of Peach Optimos. head to the club, pick up some O.G. Kush. Grind up about .8 of a gram, open up that peach optimo dump out all the tobacco dump in the herb, roll it up, put on some music (something funky) light inhale, exhale ,enjoy and chill.
If you're a liberal ass mom, like many I know, then i suggest inviting the kiddies in for a session, they probably know what's up.

haha!