Quote Originally Posted by cannabisis4for20
Tell them you have panic disorder (you get nervous a lot). That's what drama did on Entourage.

You could also claim back pain or insomnia. You want to make it something that can't be proven by medical records. Or maybe you're reason actually is legitimate enough to get medical.
That was a good episode of entourage. It's funny because I'm sure there are doctors like that and they get busted all the time.

Anyhow, find a pot friendly doc if you're desperate for a card. In my personal opinion I don't think you should get a card if you don't have any condition. Some people really need it medicinally. If the system gets too corrupt then it will fail. I really hope that it will be legalized soon (all those pharm companies will go down in flames). If I lived in a medical marijuana state I would probally try and get some for insomnia, anxiety (I can't stand xanax), and I started noticing back pains when I was around 16 (I'm destined to have a crappy spine like my father). I've been self-medicating for years and I haven't had troubles going to sleep, back pain is only bad when I stand for too long, and... well I still have a bit of anxiety but it definately helps a lot. I'm very stoned right now so I hope that makes sense.