My husband has a young cardiology colleague whose vanity plates read "I Heart," which doesn't make much sense to me, but he obviously likes them. One of our neighbors is an attorney who works at one of the big downtown Dallas firms and has plates that read "WillSue4U," which just about says it all, especially in combination with the car he drives, a bright red Ferrari. Plaintiff's attorneys have money with which to buy cars and plates like that.

If I ever got vanity plates, I think I'd like something subtle, like perhaps the word "Green." That would please the environmentalist in me but also be a statement about my sympathies toward our beloved plant.