the only time i use the bible is at hotels, im not religious at all so i dont see an issue with it

the ink will not hurt you... the paper in some bibles is almost identical to that used in some rolling papers, so just tear a page out and fold it to create a piece similar to a zig-zag

fold it in half the long way and roll it up

god rested on the seventh because he smoked weed on the 6th