How to pass swab

[blazed620]

Im trying to find out for my friend how to pass a swab test he's gonna be taking to get a job tomorrow. He's a pretty regular smoker, and he's smoked about everyday this week. And just today we were smoking and he stopped. Then he decided to drink a little bleach, even tho i told him how stupid that was. He wouldn't listen. Newayz..does nebody know how to pass a swab test without getting a product from online or from a headshop?

blazed620 Reviewed by blazed620 on 08-06-2007. How to pass swab Im trying to find out for my friend how to pass a swab test he's gonna be taking to get a job tomorrow. He's a pretty regular smoker, and he's smoked about everyday this week. And just today we were smoking and he stopped. Then he decided to drink a little bleach, even tho i told him how stupid that was. He wouldn't listen. Newayz..does nebody know how to pass a swab test without getting a product from online or from a headshop? Rating: 5

[O. G. ganja smoker]

dude ur friend is a dumb ass if he dies its on him

[rebgirl420]

Yeah thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

[MadSativa]

hahaah damn thats hard core man hahaha for a job wow ...................he might die , I know a guy that soaked his finger in bleach for about 2 hours then when he pissed he pissed on his finger and he passed. It was for a government job so that was fucked

[happiestmferoutthere]

That's crazy! Retarded even!
Anyway, you can pass most swab tests within 48 hours, with some detecting up to 96 hours. It helps to brush (cheeks,even)and floss well before the test.

Drinking bleach! geesh! Maybe you need new friends!

[NightProwler]

i cant immagine drinking bleach..

[Tea Party]

If you have to take a drug test the job is not good for you. Any company that feels they have to invade your body to decide if you are a good person is not a healthy place to work. Speaking of bleach...did your "friend":thumbsup: get the idea from the Dead Milkmen song:

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!

[Tea Party]

woops, duplicate.

[1tokeoverthelin]

Just stop smoking for 3 days and pass a saliva test.

[ScaryMissMary]

My god.. BLEACH!?!

Is he alright?