top Ten of things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day

10.. get ahead faster in the workplace

9... learn to stare with that "im undressing you" look

8... find out whats so fasinating about 'beating the meat'

7... pee standing up while talkin to other men at the urinal

6... determine WHY you cant hit the bowl of the toilet consistantly

5... find out what its like to be at the other end of a surging orgasm

4... touch/feel yourself in public without a thought as to improper it may
seem

3... jump up and down whilst naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny
as it looks

2... understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs
between a mans eye and the ruler situated next to the penis that
causes an extra 2 inches to be added to the final measurement

and the Number 1 thing is................................................ .................................................. .

1... get a blow job


blonde joke
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a man was in his front garden mowin his lawn when he saw this attractive blonde female comin out of the house next door go to the mailbox slam it shut an walk bak in the house slammin the door...the man counts the woman doin this 3 times an when he got to edgin his lawn she appeared again ,,as she walks down the path he shouts to her "is there sumthin wrong"? to which she replies " yes there certainly is" my stupid computer says iv got mail