A young blonde girl came back from school one evening. She ran to her mom and said, "Mommy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blonde?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."

Next day, the girl came back from school and said, "Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."

Next day, she returned from school and cried, "Mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"

She flashed her impressive 36-D's at her mom.

"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."