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Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina, doing only the breaststroke.
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore. She was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled up and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but, I think those two other girls were using their arms.
Shelbay Reviewed by Shelbay on . blonde Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Rating: 5