blonde

[endo..jay]

Why is a blonde like a stamp?


Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.

[hubblebubble]

rather than sterotyping blondes how about you members on this site 99% of you arnt to smart either

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

shut up, this is just about having fun, dont take it so personally, sheesh.


blonds are just more commonly noticed, and thus, they are most noticed for their fuckups.


everyone else is jsut that, everyone else, no one cares about brunets, just blonds.

[mrdevious]

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

[Zinnia]

I'm a red-blonde so I'm going to let these go with good humor.

A blonde is at work and has to go to the ladie's room. She comes back with a tampon behind her ear. When a co-worker asks about the tampon, the blonde says, "Oh, no! Where did I put my pencil?"

[Swizzy89304]

Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd think at least one of them wouldve seen it.

[Nochowderforyou]

I like blondes. No matter how dumb they are!

[beachguy in thongs]

since i am in a good mood,,ill let these ' blonde jokes ' pass
cant yas do brunette or redheads or sumthin
WE AINT ALL THICK !! :P
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There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina, doing only the breaststroke.
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore. She was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled up and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but, I think those two other girls were using their arms.

[Shelbay]

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There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina, doing only the breaststroke.
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore. She was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled up and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but, I think those two other girls were using their arms.

[king kong bong]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.