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[smokette]

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

smokette Reviewed by smokette on 02-13-2004. blonde Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Rating: 5

[dog420]

Three blondes are out walking and they find some trackson the ground, 1st one says "oh they rabbit tracks" the 2nd says "NO they deer tracks" the 3rd says "no silly they bear tracks!" they were still arguing 10 mins later when the train hit them.

[hunny]

since i am in a good mood,,ill let these ' blonde jokes ' pass
cant yas do brunette or redheads or sumthin
WE AINT ALL THICK !! :P
ty

[ermitonto]

How many blondes does it take to change a tire?

Thirty-seven. Thirty-six to lift the car off the ground and one to pin the diaper on the tire.

[sativaindica]

Why do blondes have triangle coffins?




because as soon as they lie down, their legs spread.

[smokette]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES!

I WIN! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"

[malvcalv]

How can u tell if a blonde has been using yr computer?
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There's Tippex on the screen!!!!!!!!!!

[JahTrod]

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

[Shelbay]

Why do blondes have triangle coffins?




because as soon as they lie down, their legs spread.

In your dreams. Not funny.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i was born blond, so that should clear a lot of things up around here