Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
where do they come up with this shit... i mean is there a board meeting?

"well what are we gonna do today?"
"i dunno... what do you think is the most ridiculous thing we could do?"
"hmm..... we could ban chewing gum!"
"no no, that's already beend one, old news, more ridiculous"
"mmm.... we could legalize marijuana!"
~gun shot~
"ok now that, that pot head fucker is dead... come on fella's... brainstorm"
"we could ban rock music..."
"no, that would never work, great idea tho!"
"i got it! lets charge prisoners for masturbation!"
"wow! what a great idea! lets do this immediately, i want to be in the morning paper tomorrow!"
Tomorrow's Headline: Prisoners charged with taking a shit.