"This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain.

That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs!
- Bill Hicks
Nullific Reviewed by Nullific on . whats the funniest anti-drug commercial you saw i like the one where some teenage girl keeps on seeing the face of some old guy that she ran down with her car when she was high. id like to run someone i hate down when im high so i could use it as an excuse and only get an involantary manslaughter. Rating: 5