I just got home from work (I get off at 3 am). And I'm smoking bowls right now. My job makes my weekends much fun! Tonight I got to lick whipped cream off of one of the strippers nipples (if any one doesn't know, I work as a doorman at a strip club... yes, I LOVE my job). She has pierced nips and she is crazyhot. Her and I have smoked MANY bowls together.


And at the end of the night SHE HAD TO TIP ME OUT! I got paid by her for licking whipped cream off her nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


life is fuckin' good.