I need to clean my apartment, but so lazy to start doing it.

[Bluntmasterbabe]

Do it like this- roll two joints. Smoke one. Put on some up-beat music- disco, reggae, middle eastern- whatever- just has to have a good beat. Start dancing your way through the housework. When you can say,"The house is clean", smoke the second joint! - Granny:hippy:

That sounds like a wonderful plan