ok i got this from a friend who got it from a friend and so on lol anyways here it goes.



If you think life is bad how would u like to be an egg?
you get laid once
you get eaten once
it takes four minutes to get hard
only two minutes to get soft
you share your box with other guys
But worse of all the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother
So cheer up your life aint that bad
pass it around to someone who u feel can use a good lay ohh I mean good day.
smokette Reviewed by smokette on . A Funny lol ok i got this from a friend who got it from a friend and so on lol anyways here it goes. If you think life is bad how would u like to be an egg? you get laid once you get eaten once it takes four minutes to get hard only two minutes to get soft you share your box with other guys Rating: 5