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    #1
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    A Funny lol

    ok i got this from a friend who got it from a friend and so on lol anyways here it goes.



    If you think life is bad how would u like to be an egg?
    you get laid once
    you get eaten once
    it takes four minutes to get hard
    only two minutes to get soft
    you share your box with other guys
    But worse of all the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother
    So cheer up your life aint that bad
    pass it around to someone who u feel can use a good lay ohh I mean good day.
    smokette Reviewed by smokette on . A Funny lol ok i got this from a friend who got it from a friend and so on lol anyways here it goes. If you think life is bad how would u like to be an egg? you get laid once you get eaten once it takes four minutes to get hard only two minutes to get soft you share your box with other guys Rating: 5

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    #2
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    A Funny lol

    That lucky egg got laid one time more than I ever have.
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    #3
    Junior Member

    A Funny lol

    LMFAO!

    On the other hand, that one time that you got eaten you can at least say you tasted really good, which is rare.... you might even say you tasted eggcellent.




























































    I know, it was weak, but I don't care.....

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    #4
    Senior Member

    A Funny lol

    hahahaha lmao

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