Quote Originally Posted by trynagethigh
Oh man did I have a fucked up one after not smoking for 17 years or so. I go out with a buddy to a club and as were parking the car he whips one out and takes a couple of hits and passes it to me. I say "what the hell" so I took 2 puffs, held it in for a couple of seconds and that was it. So Im not feeling anything at this point even after we had been in the club for about 10 minutes. 20 minutes later Im hearing shit echoing and everything had trails on it. I was extremely paranoid and everybody that walked passed me I damn near jumped out my pants. So I ask my buddy, are you as fucked up as I am, and he starts laughin his ass off, so I take it I looked like a fuckin idiot..LOL Now I got the muchies like all hell, so I go and get some food and as Im tryna cut the meat I realize I got the knife in the air and not even touching the meat. Funny thing is I have no idea how long I was standing there tryna cut that meat and at the time I probably lost concentration on cutting it anyway. Anyway when I snap out I got about 4 of my buddies an their girl friends just starin at me. I had no idea what we was even going on. So Im high as shit for like 3 hours and in the meantime Im kicking back cocktails like an alkie on a binge. My buddy and I crushed 3 and a half beer pitchers of Courvoissier and Orange Juice. So now Im drunk as well as high, and I'm smokin these old hot ass newport 100's. So 5 in the morning rolls around and the club closes and were still inside at the bar with the owner and some other people still drinkin. Shortly thereafter my buddy says Hey Im gonna go to the car cause he was ready to go so I said cool Ill be out in a couple of minutes I was gonna finish my cocktail. Well me being high and all 7:30 in the morning rolls around and we hear this banging at the door of the club and its him. Shit I was so high I had forgot all about my buddy and he had passed out in the car.So were talkin on the way home and he says that all night long I kept askin him "Man how long does this shit last?" I can laugh about this shit now as I am a multi-daily smoker and I dont get that effect anymore.
haha, that shit made me laugh. only 2 puffs and you couldnt even cut a steak haha LOL that was hilarious. thats kinda what happened to me my first time. i was in english class and the teacher was talking to me in slow motion. and i wanted to rewind everything because i misunderstood what she was asking me in front of the whole class staring at me. and im sitting there, eyes as red as a lobster with the whole class waiting for me to respond and im like... uhm, i already have my book.. and i lifted up my english book in the air and everyone started LAUGHING their asses off. it was fucking crazy. and i DIDNT even care that everyone was laughing at me, i felt PUMPED UP, like i was THERE to entertain the whole class. it was fun, but i probably made a fool of myself.