Next time answer the door wearing a suit, a tie, and carrying a stack of ledgers and a copy of the IRS Tax Code.

Make sure the pizza delivery guy gets the distinct impression he's dealing with an accountant. As he's departing, make sure you yell out "Don't forget to declare that tip. I won't let the IRS forget you received it!"

That'll teach him.
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . stupid stupid papa johns delevery man... thinks just because i answer the door in a sublime hat with a big pot leaf on it... and a wife beater, thinks im stupid... and that i wont notice im being short changed 10 dollars... but... I HAVE A CALCULATOR ON MY CELL PHONE DUMB ASS... just because i can barely do basic math... i can subtract and add numbers just find... i can also look at the price on the side of the box, and rember that i just gave you a 50 dollar bill... GRR... just because i havent Rating: 5