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    #11
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    stupid

    Next time answer the door wearing a suit, a tie, and carrying a stack of ledgers and a copy of the IRS Tax Code.

    Make sure the pizza delivery guy gets the distinct impression he's dealing with an accountant. As he's departing, make sure you yell out "Don't forget to declare that tip. I won't let the IRS forget you received it!"

    That'll teach him.
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    #12
    Senior Member

    stupid

    Quote Originally Posted by birdgirl73
    Next time answer the door wearing a suit, a tie, and carrying a stack of ledgers and a copy of the IRS Tax Code.

    Make sure the pizza delivery guy gets the distinct impression he's dealing with an accountant. As he's departing, make sure you yell out "Don't forget to declare that tip. I won't let the IRS forget you received it!"

    That'll teach him.
    lmfao..... that would be funny as hell...

    but i think another reason why he thought he could short change me was because CMT was on the TV... and not to mention the fact that a coy boy hat and a carhart jacket and a few riggin shirts were hung up on behind the door....(making him think i was some inbred hick...)

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    #13
    Senior Member

    stupid

    I used to be a pizza guy that was the best job I have ever had; freedom, money every day from tips, little kids thought I was a super hero, I worked on a base so i was constantly seeing cool shit, good people from all over the world on that base, trade pizza for herb or other food, make and eat all the pizza we wanted, I wana own a joint like that. oh and hot wings salades the whole shit, damn I miss that, new hot watriess girls like very week, dammmimp:
    the cure for cancer is real
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    #14
    Senior Member

    stupid

    Quote Originally Posted by MadSativa
    I used to be a pizza guy that was the best job I have ever had; freedom, money every day from tips, little kids thought I was a super hero, I worked on a base so i was constantly seeing cool shit, good people from all over the world on that base, trade pizza for herb or other food, make and eat all the pizza we wanted, I wana own a joint like that. oh and hot wings salades the whole shit, damn I miss that, new hot watriess girls like very week, dammmimp:
    that would be cool... i cant wait untim im 18... ill go get a delevery job... that would be cool... cause ive heard lots of storys about people ordering pizzas, and the delevery guy got tipped with some weed...

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    #15
    Senior Member

    stupid

    MMMM PIZZA!

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    #16
    Senior Member

    stupid

    Our Papa Johns delivery guy doesnt come to my friends house since i through a small chlorine bomb at him. Ive never seen anyone run faster.

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    #17
    Senior Member

    stupid

    Quote Originally Posted by partyguy420
    that would be cool... i cant wait untim im 18... ill go get a delevery job... that would be cool... cause ive heard lots of storys about people ordering pizzas, and the delevery guy got tipped with some weed...
    dude my tips were weed, beer, liqour, wives, daughters, this guy had me go to taco bell once and he gave me his rifel to unload into the desert, ...........it was dope I wasnt even 18 when I started I dont think nah mabey I was
    the cure for cancer is real
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjhT9282-Tw

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