No longer a virgin

[Nightcrewman]

At last it's happened I am no longer a "server is too busy please try again later" virgin.
Ive just had my first experience and it felt good, I feel I am one of the in crowd now. Hurrah!!

Cheers

NCM

Nightcrewman Reviewed by Nightcrewman on 08-03-2007. No longer a virgin At last it's happened I am no longer a "server is too busy please try again later" virgin. Ive just had my first experience and it felt good, I feel I am one of the in crowd now. Hurrah!! Cheers NCM Rating: 5

[Matt the Funk]

Wow.....LOL......I cant believe with that shitty connection you never got a server busy error.....you must not come on here much.

[Nightcrewman]

What internet speed do you have ICM?

2.9 mbs is our normal but sometimes as low as 2.5 its not bad considering we are on a farm miles from nowhere really.

Cheers

NCM

[Nightcrewman]

Wow.....LOL......I cant believe with that shitty connection you never got a server busy error.....you must not come on here much.

Not on all that much less than 400 posts in over 2 years so maybe
I've been lucky till now when we first got broadband in our area before they upgraded the local exchange 12 miles away our connection speed was 680k we had that for over a year it improved when during a storm 3 of our telegraph poles blew down (they do that every other month) and when they put them back up we got a faster speed so there may have been a dodgy bit of cable anyway hope i don't see server busy again for a while


Cheers

NCM

[onequestion]

You call that losing your virginity? To me, the too busy page is more like getting RAPED.

[Mississippi Steve]

I generally don't have too many connection problems unless my router hickups or something. My routine connect speeds run 3 - 3.5 gigs. Gotta love that broadband

[weedmaster]

it's happened to me twice this morning next time it happens i'm logging off.

[Skrappie]

Nightcrew

How do you like living on a farm man?

[Nation_1ne]

I've seen it once and that's it.

[Anubis10012007]

Losing Virginity

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"

The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"