Quote Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
My neighbor just got a pool... and I am really concerned that my hamster might get out of its cage and cross the street and fall in the pool.. I have added three new locks to hamsters cage... but I am still scared shitless that my hamster might get out and cross the street and fall in the pool... I am thinking about killing my neighbor and then filling in his pool with concrete.... this is porbably the safest, most humane and definitley most american way to deal with this Mother Fucker...

any suggestions... please help... this is so serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And please no suggestions from pansy asses like GHOST who don't have the dedication and the balls and the guts and the glory to save hamsters across this great COUNTRY of OURS!!!!!!!!!!!
...what?