here are some of my guns

[zarathustra]

I used to work on a gun range, and I got to love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.
You know, birdshot can only penetrate the human epidermis for approximately 95 meters on a regulation charge.
But it stings like hell up to 130, this I know.
That's always an awkward call to mother..."Hello? Yeah, some redneck shot me in the ass today. What's for dinner?"
Never a serious injury from stray shots, though a trap (target launcher) sent a buddy to the hospital.
How's that for irony?

Ghost, it isn't that I want to kill or protect myself thereof, it's that guns go boom, and also provide a better way to get rid of the old (or new) TV if there's room in the van before work.

In the end, just remember two timeless quotes:
"My name's Petey the Pistol! If you squeeze me, I make bad people go away!"
and
"Did you know Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans?"

Do you think any wife might let me name my kid Turdfurter Von Petrovich?

zarathustra Reviewed by zarathustra on 01-20-2005. here are some of my guns i think guns like these help and everybody should have them :D Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

Perhaps. If you asked her nicely. And offered her a sandwich. Not tuna, though.

[zarathustra]

If a universal definition of love was ever determined, it would no doubt include that knowlege, and I thank you.

[GHoSToKeR]

It was, and it did, and there's no need.

[zarathustra]

Have you ever realized how abstract definitions are usually best solved by having sex with it?

[poorman3]

People only think they need a gun because theyve had this 'Kill or be killed' idea imprinted on their minds.. Frankly, if somebody is going to shoot me, and I had a gun, I still wouldnt shoot them. Simple as that. Im no important than anyone else, and nobody is more important than me.

ghost you don`t know what i think about guns. why would you say that people only think they need a gun? i know your a smart guy but, what you said there sounds like you think that you can read minds. lol. then what you said next about not shooting someone even knowing that they were going to shoot you is just stupid or your just talking shit. if a crack head was going to shoot you while robbing you, would you let him or her do that if you had a gun to protect yourself ? if you still say that you would let them shoot you, well your just crazy or like i said before just talking shit. i think your more important than any crack head or criminal and i`ve never met you. peace to you on your crimeless island. i forgot where it was. there must not be much crime there. lol.

[Garden Knowm]

Nuclear bombs don't kill... just the people who drop them... right?

[Garden Knowm]

I heard,
.... that guns and weapons are good if ya got a whole lot of ignorance to defend.. the more guns and weapons you have... the more ignorant you are... simple math.. really...

Is that true?

[The C]

What if someone had intended to kill you. You would negelct the justice done to yourself, you would be condoning murder anyways, by letting it happen. What if someone was going to/shot your mother? Or amputate your dog? What fi it's you you care about, are you any less for it?

[Sedater18]

No moral is stronger than the will of instenct to survive.

I own a 462-98-IC-PT22-tech91 with scopes (ten of them) as powerful as the hubble
it utilizez laser targeting and can project a light on the moon
it allows me to turn invisible, like the predator, and stalk my prey perfectly
it's bullets go 10 times the speed of light, and are powered by duel ion engines
the bullets explode into 20 different mirrors that reflect your stupidity inside of your wound after drilling through at least 1 inch of meterail
each bullet ways 1 pound and must be stored at at least 120 degrees farenhiet
there is no recoil, a silencer, and flash surpresser
it can inject meth into my finger if I have to be up all night in combat
when I got it I also bought hover boats and I can float for 19 hours
only about 9 feet off of the ground "enough to snipe over a wall"
EVERY bullet is tipped with sliverr over titanum (to kills werewolves and armored units)
if I am in close combat the upper end of it conducts about 10 million watts of electricty

I belivie it will help me through any situtation involving any type of combatants
I know what your thinking, what about ghosts and vampires?
DONT WORRY I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL
crosses are carved into the tips of everybullet
a ray, like that of the ghostbusters, thank traquilzez and fucks up ghost.
how about mother nature?
it dispatches an emergency parka at any time, and heats shit up
food? the butt of the gun administers high-tech vitamin pills with every thing that my body needs to preforme efficiently for 6 hours (it carries 39) and Vicodin (50).

Im so fUCKED uP