What Steve said.

If your relationship ends up working Ill suck your dick.

But dont call me in like 2 weeks sayin "hey its goin swimmingly!" Because thats just gay.

Lol Im trying to put some comic relief into this because the harsh reality is that you have doomed yourself to even more pain. Sorry dude, but if it makes you feel any better I wish the best for you and hope it really does turn out well. Except for the fact that I said Id suck your dick.. ewww