DC is my favorite place in the world.. but I did kinda grow up there lol. If you want to see some REAL history, go to McGogney Elementary on Wheeler Rd and Mississippi Ave. Im just fuckin witcha dude dont go there youd probably get shot.

The DC mall is fun, all the smithsonians are free and most of them are right in the mall area. The National Zoo is free too, but... I fucking hate it. All the animals that I want to see are dead every fucking time I go there.. I took my sister and girlfriend there years ago and there were so many empty cages it pissed me off. They mightve got new ones by now though and its free anyways so why the fuck not?

Go to the Anacostia river and see if you can find dead bodies floating in the river, thats always fun. Just dont jump in or fish there. If you want catfish, theres plenty in the Potomac. The National Air and Space Smithsonian was one of my favorites, Ive probably been in there 3.6 billion times in the past 20 years and it never gets old. I recently went to a debate with Richard Krauss and... fuck I forget the other guys name.. on String Theory and the search for a Unified Theory, I cant remember which smithsonian it was in though... fuck.. that was cool as shit (but Im going to school for Nuclear Physics so I would think so lol).

You gotta see as many of the monuments and memorials as you can just to say youve seen em, but the war memorials are the most impacting. The vietnam wall is off the chain.. I remember when they were having the contest to see what it should look like. The new Korean memorial is real cool too.. its got a whole bunch of life-sized bronze statues of Marines as if theyre creeping through rice-patties, and the rice patties are symbolized with alternating rows of igneous rock and low shrubs. Its pretty cool. The new WWII memorial is REAL impressive though, I cant even describe that, you gotta see it for yourself.

I remember about 16 years ago me and my mom were in DC by the reflecting pool on the mall for an anti-abortion thing I think and it was hot as FUCK... so she let me get in the pool.. next thing we know everybodys gettin in lol it was tight.

Go to Georgetown and see the house where The Exorcist was filmed, and the infamous stairs right behind, Ive been there.

The cool thing about DC is since the traffic is so congested, and the streets were made 300 years ago, they now have an anti-chase law lol. Its illegal for cops to pursue an individual who speeds off.. no high pursuit lol. So if you got dope on you, just dip the fuck out to PG county and hide out behind a gas station. Thats what me and my friends would always do. But we had some HEAVY weight on us, and usually somebody had an assault weapon. Oh and... the assault weapons ban was lifted in Maryland, so go to neighboring Prince Georges County to REALCO guns on Marlboro Pike, right near the Bojangles and get a fully automatic weapon.. last I checked they had a karishnakov(Ak-47), an M-16, an M-4, and an AR-15 all full auto. They also have silencers, .50cal Desert Eagles, and this chromed out .22 with a silencer built in.. sooo sick lol.

Hmmm thats all I can think of for now. Oh and I wanted to back the dude by saying that DC is the most diverse place in the world. THE WORLD. And thats statistical fact. It may also have something to do with why its the murder capital as well lmao. God damn MS-13s
GraziLovesMary Reviewed by GraziLovesMary on . Washington DC I'm going there for a long weekend, anyone know of anything cool to do there? Rating: 5