Quote Originally Posted by MunchoMan
So i was taking gravity bong hits in my bathtub, and i was getting high as fuck. I dont usually take gravity bong hits, but my highs have been just...blah, lately and i wanted to get fucked up. :stoned::thumbsup: Anyways, around the fifth bowl i noticed that all the weed clumps up into a tight ball after its done. And each bowl....was my own WORLD. It was just like a planet....and i think thats how all these stars and shit were born. I could be wrong, but isn't it the heat that causes plants to become compressed balls of, dirt or whatever...but i think this means that god smokes weed, and that all the planets are the ash of his bong hits....right?
Well, there are a few problems with this hypothesis. The first problem is that the planets are made mostly out of metals and not plant matter. Weed ashes are made of organic chemicals, which the Earth is not.

The second problem is that it has been pretty much proven that all the heavier elements that make up the planets were created in the centers of stars and in the explosions made when those stars went supernova, spreading the heavier elements into interstellar space.

The third problem is that our scientists have not found a galaxy-sized bong anywhere in the sky. If somebody were taking bong hits that huge, there certainly would be some clear astronomical evidence of the bong and the bong-hitter.

The fourth problem is that there is no oxygen in space, and oxygen is required to smoke weed. If you tried to smoke weed with a thermonuclear fireball like the Sun, it would be too hot and just immediately destroy all the THC (and everything else in the weed) long before you could get it into your lungs.

The fifth problem is that God does not exist. God is a fairy tale, and he is no more capable of smoking weed than Santa Claus, Spiderman, or Paul Bunyan is.